NFP Alternative Meanings

Rather than choose the best 10 answers, I’ve divided the suggested alternative meanings into those that can be used in an NFP class, those that can be used in a class with a sense of humor, those likely to lead to an inquiry from the Holy Office of the Inquisition, and one that damns me for sure.

Orthodox
Not For Pagans
No Freakin' Pill!
Nightly Fecundity Prognostication
New Fetus Postponement
No Further Pregnancies
Not for "Partners"
No Forgetting Pills
Necessary for Piety

Irreverant
Next fortnight, perhaps
No friskiness, pal
New fetal person
Now facing procreation
Never Fear Procreation
Natural Fertility Police
National Fetal Producers

Head to Confession as fast as ever your feet will carry you
Nookie Frequency - Pathetic
No Free Period
Normal Fun Prohibited
No Faking Possible

Too late, straight to Hell for me!
"What do you mean the stick is blue?!? Nice Frickin’ Plan!"

The only prize I could think of is not posting your name next to “winning” entries. (But, to be honest, the person who suggested “Not For ‘Partners’” was hoping to win, and she did, though “Nookie Frequency - Pathetic” came in a close second.)