I can't really resist this. Apologies in advance.

A lot of people have been posting about the movie "Signs" and the director M. Night Shyamalan. Most people seem to like it and him. But if they didn't....

wouldn't the headline....

HAVE to be:

(sorry)

Shyamalan a Ding Dong!

[That's it: off the Confession and a rosary, RIGHT NOW!]