So, a group of people have died and are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. After he processes their admission into the Kingdom, he offers to take them on a tour, which all gratefully accept.

"On your left, you will see the Baptist section," he shouts. "It's kind of loud from all the dance music they can finally enjoy!"

"Ahead, on your right, you'll find the heavenly Temple of Israel. Please note how closely the ancient architects were able to recreate it in Jerusalem."

And the tour continues, showing many different neighborhoods, until finally St. Peter begins to whisper. "Now, just around this corner please be quiet, because we are approaching the Catholic section, and they sometimes think they are the only ones up here."