Happy Natal Day to Tiernan Francis Kairos Guy, born 5:30pm this day in 1997. I can't figure out how my little 8lb 14oz, 21.5 inch pimento loaf got to be more than 4 feet tall, skiing and playing baseball more competently than his father. Weird.

UPDATE: I failed to note earlier that his first act in this life, after crying, was to pee on every single clean towel in the delivery room. I don't know why you wanted to know that, but I wanted to tell you.