John at Disputations posted some pro-Dominican remarks yesterday, at least one of which was made at the expense of the order that tried to draft me in the first round coming out of college. (I played Lector on my college team, but they thought I was more natural as a Pastor. So I held out and they traded my rights to the Laity for a conditional draft pick and a decent bottle of wine.) Therefore, I herewith invite, in addition to the squabble over music, jokes about said order.

(For those who are here for serious reflections on life, fear not. As soon as the humidity returns in a few days, this Spring-fever-like eruption of snarkiness will end, and bloviation will return.)